fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

That last sentence.

kibbi:

Gimli’s Tomb by *Kibbitzer
Immortality is a bad thing :c
(Gimli died at the age of 242)



  NO. NO. NO.NO.NO. NO. NO. NO. NON ITA ( not yes)

kibbi:

Gimli’s Tomb by *Kibbitzer

Immortality is a bad thing :c

(Gimli died at the age of 242)

NO. NO. NO.NO.NO. NO. NO. NO. NON ITA ( not yes)

jaclcfrost:

"who do you pair that character with?"

happiness. life. being happy. not being dead. I want them to be alive and safe. and happy. that’s what I’m getting at. That is the direction this is going in. That’s my only wish

spillywolf:

Guys, there’s just no way you can honestly tell me that you’ve read the Bible for yourself, particularly Romans, and have come to the conclusion that God requires works as well as faith for salvation. There’s just no way.

There sure is especially when you remember that Martin Luther added the word alone, violating the Deuteronomy rule, not add or subtract ANYTHING. Plus there’s those James verses like…oh yeah “14 What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him? 15 If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, “Depart in peace, be warmed and filled,” but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit? 17 Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead. 18 But someone will say, “You have faith, and I have works.” Show me your faith without your works, and I will show you my faith by my works. 19 You believe that there is one God. You do well. Even the demons believe—and tremble! 20 But do you want to know, O foolish man, that faith without works is dead? 21 Was not Abraham our father justified by works when he offered Isaac his son on the altar? 22 Do you see that faith was working together with his works, and by works faith was made perfect? 23 And the Scripture was fulfilled which says, “Abraham believed God, and it was accounted to him for righteousness.”And he was called the friend of God. 24 You see then that a man is justified by works, and not by faith only.”

lagoon-of-a-naiad:

tccallahan:

spanishskulduggery:

It’s really weird trying to explain the differences between Catholicism and other branches of Christianity to people who aren’t religious because it ultimately ends up, “Well this is Catholic, this is Catholic classic, this is Catholic-lite, this is diet Catholic, this is new taste less calories not as popular Catholic, and this is I can’t believe it’s not Catholic.”

lagoon-of-a-naiad

…oh.

poetrypendragon:

poetrypendragon:

kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

HAHHAAH Oh I made the wrong choice of listening to this when everyone is in a serious mood in my family and I kept scrolling so I’m trying to find the pause button so I won’t bust out laughing

Where is this even from?????

Ok I need a new theme. One that lets me search my blog. I don’t care what it looks like I JUST WANT TO SEARCH MY BLOG. Please. Someone find me one.

kara-thrace-anders:

bufula:

sometimes people reply to my posts and i dont know how to respond so i dont respond but then i feel like by not responding i made them feel like im ignoring them when im not and then i just weep into my keyboard

#same with ask messages so I just randomly type something and give up

Searching
Searching

I never knew Where’s Waldo angst was a thing but it really is, look

http://theserpentsadvocate.tumblr.com/post/95839673584/faramircaptainofgondor-there-are-several-things
http://theserpentsadvocate.tumblr.com/post/95839673584/faramircaptainofgondor-there-are-several-things

faramircaptainofgondor:

There are several things in Tolkien’s universe that I know are canon, but refuse to accept them all the same because they hurt. And what hurts the most among them is how members of different species go to different places after their deaths, never to see each other…